Skupljao sam ih dosta dugo u jedan fajl. Ovo neki koji mi se najviše sviđaju…

• Walking on water and developing software from a specification are easy if both are frozen.
• Every language has an optimization operator. In C++ that operator is ‘//’.
• Some people, when confronted with a problem, think “I know, I’ll use regular expressions.” Now they have two problems.
• In order to understand recursion, one must first understand recursion.
• The only “intuitive” interface is the nipple. After that it’s all learned.
• The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.
• It works on my machin.
• In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they’re not.
• Beware of programmers who carry screwdrivers.
• Perl – The only language that looks the same before and after RSA encryption.
• Nine people can’t make a baby in a month.
• Software is like sex: It’s better when it’s free.
• Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
• C++ : Where friends have access to your private members.
• Debuggers don’t remove bugs. They only show them in slow motion.
• God could create the world in six days because he didn’t have to make it compatible with the previous version.
• Programmer: an organism that turns coffee into software.
• There are only two kinds of languages: the ones people complain about and the ones nobody uses.
• Hofstadter’s Law: It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter’s Law
• Java: Write Once, Debug Everywhere
• My programs don’t have bugs, they just develop random features.
• If Java had true garbage collection, most programs would delete themselves upon execution.

Za većinu ne znam ko je autor, tako da nisam hteo da stavim autora ni za one koje znam.

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